Richard Speight, Jr. released his debut album last year — The Dance and How to Do It. The album was an absolute hit, jam packed with a variety of covers and some incredible original songs performed by Dick Jr. & the Volunteers. But one question has lingered amid the excitement… what exactly is The Dance and how in the world do you Do It?
For those looking for some clarity, we are gathered here on this fine day to answer this burning question. After conducting a thesis-worthy amount of research, we have come to the conclusion that Speight and company have been showing us what The Dance is all along… you just need to pay attention.
This is the story of how Rob Benedict showed us The Dance and how to Do It.
That face when you realize being a volunteer means that you, too, must do The Dance.
When you finally cave and start to do The Dance, and Rich is so proud of you.
Rob’s dance started to look like this..
It sometimes also looks like this..
And this…there’s no rules to The Dance.
Rob’s dance also includes a lot of jumping… like, a l o t.
He also loves to show the audience how to do The Dance.
And if he messes up, he gets really upset.
And like Rich, he really wants you to do The Dance, too.
If you don’t… he’ll judge you.
But if you do, he’ll be really thankful.
Okay, so you’ve learned the secrets of The Dance… what now? Go listen to The Dance and How to Do It! And to be a true Dance initiate, make sure to order your very own beautiful, glowing, radioactive orange Dick Jr. & the Volunteers t-shirt.
(Also, Happy April Fools, friends.)
