With Riverdale officially coming to an end after the upcoming seventh season on Wednesday, March 29, it’s time to look back at some of the best moments from the show. In the midst of the craziness, the show has been known to have some pretty great and iconic lines, so we are taking a look back at those in our one-liners series, continuing with the second half of season 4!
“Chapter Sixty-Eight: Quiz Show”
- Jughead: “So, I need some serial killer advice.”
- Cheryl: “My brilliant little savant.”
- Cheryl: “Because I’ve just had one of my hellaciously simple, yet brilliant ideas.”
- Betty: “You’re just a pathetic rich kid.”
- Kevin: “Why does every date I go on have to get super weird?”
- Hiram: “Ladies, I’m the grand master.”
- Veronica: “Destroy that pleated khaki trash monster.”
Honorable Mention:
Veronica: “Cheryl, she’s a killer.”
Cheryl: “So was Betty’s father. So was your father.”
“Chapter Sixty-Nine: Men of Honor”
- Veronica: “But New York is my town.”
- Veronica: “What are old friends for, if not to provide shoulders to cry on?”
- Alice: “My, what a tangled web.”
- Alice: “We have missing students, evil preppies, dead writers, and a teacher’s suicide.”
- Katy: “Ugh, I don’t want this Rainbow High montage to end.”
- Kevin: “This school is insane.”
- Kevin: “So Nick is what we in the tickle business would call a first-class squealer.”
“Chapter Seventy: The Ides of March”
- Veronica: “They’re not a bunch of prissy, power-tripping asshats.”
- Veronica: “Happy Friday, you soul-sucking vampires.”
- Veronica: “Looks like A Midsummer Night’s Dream had a baby with Euphoria.”
- Hiram: “You have successfully awoken the dragon.”
“Chapter Seventy-One: How to Get Away with Murder”
- Jughead: “My iconic beanie up in smoke.”
- Alice: “Is that blood on your bra?”
- Veronica: “She went full Sybil.”
- Veronica: “So … can you, for one second, just stop being such a suspicious bitch?”
- Evelyn: “Oh, I’m already in Hell, Betty.”
- Bret: “Nothing, you plebe.”
- Bret: “Don’t kid yourself, Elmo.”
- Betty: “I am the ultimate wildcard.”
“Chapter Seventy-Two: To Die For”
- Nana Rose: “Riverdale was a town born in blood … and it has bathed in it ever since.”
- Donna: “You’re vamping.”
- Donna: “Forget about the burger!”
- Cheryl: “Oh, grief, you wicked, heartless aphrodisiac.”
- Kevin: “I think there were a lot of closeted Barchie stans out there who had been waiting for this moment.”
- Jughead: “Well, pretending to be dead is one thing, but hiding under a cot in this sex bunker of death while you make out with Archie just to convince a bunch of evil preppies that I did die …”
“Chapter Seventy-Three: The Locked Room”
- Jughead: “The weirdest thing about pretending to be dead is that after a while, you actually start feeling like you’re dead.”
- Betty: “Cycles of violence.”
- Cheryl: “Color me completely not surprised.”
“Chapter Seventy-Four: Wicked Little Town”
- Jughead: “Riverdale at its heart, was and is, ‘A wicked little town.'”
- Jughead: “What, was the Me-me-me’s taken?”
- Cheryl: “How queerphobic of you.”
- Veronica: “The show must go on, as they say.”
“Chapter Seventy-Five: Lynchian”
- Betty: “I’m not getting pulled into some creepy new mystery.”
- Betty: “In between being attacked by the Black Hood at junior prom and being hunted by the Gargoyle King before the Farm was raptured, I volunteered to be in charge of the yearbook.”
- Veronica: “I swear, I am going to murder my father.”
- Reggie: “Let the tickle games begin.”
“Chapter Seventy-Six: “Killing Mr. Honey”
- Jughead: “That’s the most high school thing you’ve ever said.”
- Jughead: “He’s like the Grinch that stole prom.”
- Jughead: “In this town, we’re all monsters.”
- Kevin: “Let the fanfiction begin.”
- Cheryl: “Brace yourselves, bitches.”
- Cheryl: “Hobo, Bride of Hobo.”
- Reggie: “Am I the only one that hasn’t gotten rid of a dead body before?”
- FP: “Oh, we’re just the muscle.”
Keep a lookout for our next article in the Riverdale one-liners series! In the meantime, watch all six seasons of Riverdale now on Netflix. Check out our other coverage on the series here. Season 7 premieres on Wednesday, March 29 at 9 p.m. EST on The CW.
