Friday, March 24, 2023

‘Riverdale’: The Best One-Liners From Season 4A

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With Riverdale officially coming to an end after the upcoming seventh season on Wednesday, March 29, it’s time to look back at some of the best moments from the show. In the midst of the craziness, the show has been known to have some pretty great and iconic lines, so we are taking a look back at those in our one-liners series, continuing with the first half of season 4!

“Chapter Fifty-Eight: In Memoriam”

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  • Archie: “I brought Dad home.”
  • Archie: “He helped build this town.”
  • Archie: “It hurts me that I never got to say goodbye.”
  • Archie: “Fred Andrews will always be a part of Riverdale.”
  • Archie: “I’m gonna honor his memory every day.”
  • Veronica: “He died a hero.”
  • Veronica: “He was proud of you.”
  • Jughead: “Fred left Riverdale better than when he found it; that’s his legacy.”

“Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High”

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  • Veronica: “I can be Switzerland.”
  • Mr. Honey: “At the last dance, multiple students were murdered.”
  • Cheryl: “Collecting photos for your sad, pubescent spank bank, are you?”
  • Cheryl: “Your name may be Honey, but I will always be the Queen Bee.”
  • Cheryl: “Then get thee to the barn with the other animals.”
  • FP: “Jughead, boy, you better not be drinking whatever’s in that cup.”

“Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon”

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  • Edgar: “I know all your secrets.”
  • Archie: “I will make a difference here.”
  • Betty: “He bought a rocket?”
  • Betty: “Yeah … because harvesting organs isn’t enough.”
  • Alice: “Edgar ascended.”
  • Jughead: “Famous last words.”

“Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween”

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  • Bret: “Say hello to the Stonewall Four for us.”
  • Betty: “No, bitch, it’s your sister.”
  • Cheryl: “You’re home now, Jay-Jay.”
  • Jughead: “Happy Halloween, kids.”

“Chapter Sixty-Two: Witness for the Prosecution”

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  • Jughead: “They were my gateway drug into serious crime fiction.”
  • Kevin: “Your half-brother is so hot.”
  • Kevin: “You’re like Beautiful Mind … but for serial killers.”
  • Bret: “Keep it in your pants, Jones.”
  • Donna: “Let me die in peace.”
  • Mr. DuPont: “Let the bloodbath begin.”

“Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary”

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  • Kevin: “Kinda just sounds like he’s … a lonely gay guy.”
  • Cheryl: “Damn you, demon doll.”
  • Cheryl: “I had the most horrible phantasmagoria.”
  • Hiram: “Was that foreplay or punishment?”

“Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm”

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  • FP: “You’re doin’ your dad proud.”
  • Veronica: “Only your blackened heart would take away Thanksgiving from a bunch of underprivileged kids just to get what you want.”
  • Cheryl: “Did you interact with that nosy old turkey wattle?”
  • Cheryl: “I ate my brother Julian in the womb.”
  • Cheryl: “Now, would you like me to pack up the rest of Bedford in Tupperware?”
  • Betty: “I can finally live out my Charlie Brown fantasy of having junk food for Thanksgiving dinner.”
  • Bret: “Case closed, Detective Jones.”

“Chapter Sixty-Five: In Treatment”

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  • Alice: “What her problem is, is that she’s been rejected from college because she’s too busy having sex.”
  • Betty: “So you joining a cult, that was in my best interest?”
  • Cheryl: “And the war of the red roses rages on.”
  • Cheryl: “I’m being haunted by a ghost.”
  • Veronica: “My father has a bank vault for a heart.”
  • Veronica: “You’re diagnosing me with Daddy Issues?”
  • Veronica: “You don’t get to own my future.”
  • Hiram: “No one rejects Harvard.”
  • Donna: “Those are the kids we saw kill Jughead.”

“Chapter Sixty-Six: Tangerine”

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  • Cheryl: “I was born in poison, and I shall die in poison.”
  • Cheryl: “How do you plead, mother most foul?”
  • Penelope: “How can I live knowing you’re happy with my dead son?”
  • Archie: “I’ve never felt further from Dad than I do now.”

“Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues”

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  • Reggie: “They don’t play to win, they play to hurt.”
  • Betty: “He’s also the guy who attacked us in a bunny mask.”
  • Betty: “Principal Honey, at this point in time, there is nothing that I would enjoy more than to give Stonewall Prep a royal ass-kicking.”
  • Cheryl: “She is a rotten scourge who has afflicted our divine sisterhood.”
  • Bret: “Oh, somebody call animal control.”
  • Bret: “I really like winning against you.”
  • Bret: “You got your wish, Ponytail.”
  • Archie: “This one time, I boxed a bear.”
  • Veronica: “God, I can smell his privilege from across the room.”
  • Veronica: “It tastes like money.”

Keep a lookout for our next article in the Riverdale one-liners series! In the meantime, watch all six seasons of Riverdale now on Netflix. Check out our other coverage on the series here. Season 7 premieres on Wednesday, March 29 at 9 p.m. EST on The CW.

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