Richard Speight, Jr. released his debut album last year — The Dance and How to Do It. The album was an absolute hit, jam packed with a variety of covers and some incredible original songs performed by Dick Jr. & the Volunteers. But one question has lingered amid the excitement… what exactly is The Dance and how in the world do you Do It?
For those looking for some clarity, we are gathered here on this fine day to answer this burning question. After conducting a thesis-worthy amount of research, we have come to the conclusion that Speight and company have been showing us what The Dance is all along… you just need to pay attention.
This is the story of how Emma Fitzpatrick showed us The Dance and how to Do It.
Emma was the most receptive to The Dance, when Rich told Rob to tell her about it.
Emma was totally in, and started The Dance right away.
Jason and Rob look on with approval.
Emma’s dance looks like this…
And also like this…
Emma got really into it.
Plus, she got all of her friends involved who ALSO know how to do The Dance.
Emma’s watching you. Don’t disappoint her.
Okay, so you’ve learned the secrets of The Dance … what now? Go listen to The Dance and How to Do It! And to be a true Dance initiate, make sure to order your very own beautiful, glowing, radioactive orange Dick Jr. & the Volunteers t-shirt.
(Also, Happy April Fools Day, friends.)