‘Riverdale’: The Best One-Liners From Season 3B

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With Riverdale officially coming to an end after the upcoming seventh season on Wednesday, March 29, it’s time to look back at some of the best moments from the show. In the midst of the craziness, the show has been known to have some pretty great and iconic lines, so we are taking a look back at those in our one-liners series, continuing with the second half of season 3!

“Chapter Forty-Seven: Bizarrodale”

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  • Veronica: “And suddenly I’m in an episode of Ozark.”
  • Kevin: “And I love a clandestine grope as much as the next gay guy, but we’ve never spent a proper night together.”
  • Reggie: “Is robbing banks still a thing?”
  • Cheryl: “We know how to dominate, too.”
  • Cheryl: “A lot of people have had sex on that cot.”
  • Cheryl: “Pretty by day, poison by night.”

“Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem for a Welterweight”

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  • Hiram: “The truth will shake out.”
  • Cheryl: “Time to show Jughead how poisonous we pretties can be.”
  • Betty: “The Farm is a cult.”
  • Alice: “I was reborn.”

“Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me”

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  • Betty: “It’s also where my serial killer father showed us creepy snuff films.”
  • Cheryl: “Not every Wednesday, you daughter of Manson.”
  • Archie: “I remain marked for death.”

“Chapter Fifty: American Dreams”

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  • Jughead: “It’s like you and Norman Rockwell painting with jackets.”
  • Jughead: “And so continues our nerdiest mystery yet.”
  • Veronica: “But like Gloria Swanson, it’s getting ready for a comeback.”
  • Archie: “Sacrifice no more.”
  • Gladys: “I never was one for small town gossip.”

“Chapter Fifty-One: BIG FUN”

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  • Kevin: “Cheryl’s the mythic bitch.”
  • Reggie: “Just two single straight dudes doing some theater.”
  • Cheryl: “What’s your damage, Child of the Corn?”
  • Cheryl: “I am red.”
  • Veronica: “I’m not Parent-Trapping you.”
  • Jughead: “Talk about watching your childhood go up in flames.”

“Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid”

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  • Jughead: “Our little town can’t seem to catch a break.”
  • Veronica: “It’s like Hockney meets Heaven’s Gate.”
  • Veronica: “Well, you did try to kill him, twice.”
  • Alice: “You forsook me, Betty.”
  • Cheryl: “Also, count him among the Hot Dads of Riverdale because Mr. Evernever is a yummy snack.”

“Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker”

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  • Veronica: “Brawny young men, shirtless and in shorts, go on.”
  • Jughead: “Invasion of the Body Snatchers continues.”
  • Betty: “The past is part of who you are.”

“Chapter Fifty-Four: Fear the Reaper”

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  • FP: “There will be a reckoning.”
  • Toni: “You know what they say, it takes a village to mercy kidnap a child.”

“Chapter Fifty-Five: Prom Night”

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  • Alice: “What, have you come to steal more babies, Elizabeth?”
  • Edgar: “Does that satisfy you, Betty?”
  • Jughead: “It should be a relief your mom’s not marrying a second serial killer.”

“Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House”

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  • Jughead: “It was the deadliest prom night since Carrie’s.”
  • Archie: “Yeah, Ronnie, your dad sucks.”
  • Edgar: “This is just the beginning.”
  • Betty: “Godspeed, my brave Hellcaster.”
  • Betty: “Edgar took their kidneys.”
  • Betty: The Farm … is an organ farm.”
  • Veronica: “I won.”

“Chapter Fifty-Seven: Survive the Night”

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  • Toni: “He’s harvesting organs from his followers.”
  • Edgar: “The Ascension is upon us.”
  • Cheryl: “Save those eyes for the bedroom, boys.”
  • Cheryl: “Betty told me exactly where Edgar keeps his innards collection.”
  • Cheryl: “Welcome home, Jay-Jay.”
  • Archie: “Don’t forget, I survived a real bear attack, remember?”
  • Archie: “Let’s vow to be done with death cults, and murder mysteries, and gremlins.”
  • Veronica: “I’m having a diabolical sense of deja vu.”
  • Nana Rose: “The hunt is afoot.”
  • Hal: “You can’t deny your destiny.”
  • Charles: “I’m Charles, your brother.”

Keep a lookout for our next article in the Riverdale one-liners series! In the meantime, watch all six seasons of Riverdale now on Netflix. Check out our other coverage on the series here. Season 7 premieres on Wednesday, March 29 at 9 p.m. EST on The CW.

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