‘Riverdale’: The Best One-Liners From Season 3A

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With Riverdale officially coming to an end after the upcoming seventh season on Wednesday, March 29, it’s time to look back at some of the best moments from the show. In the midst of craziness, the show has been known to have some pretty great and iconic lines, so we are taking a look back at those in our new one-liners series, continuing with the first part of season 3!

“Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day”

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  • Jughead: “It was the calm before the storm.”
  • Jughead: “I’m here for the dog.”
  • Hiram: “It’s simply beyond my control.”
  • Veronica: “You don’t have a daughter anymore.”

“Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men’s Eyes”

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  • Betty: “I saw you and Mom throw the twins into a giant bonfire last night.”
  • Veronica: “Cheryl, you’re acting like trash, and I don’t wanna get a citation.”
  • Mad Dog: “You’re an animal in a cage now.”
  • Ben: “You’ll fly, too.”

Honorable Mention:

Ghoulie: “I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana.”

Archie: “That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”

“Chapter Thirty-Eight: As Above, So Below”

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  • Jughead: “Every cult has its King.”
  • Ethel: “Sorry, Betty, but you’ll never be worthy no matter how hard you try.”

“Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Midnight Club”

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  • Young Fred: “Run fast enough, and all they’ll see is a blur.”
  • Young Penelope: “I guess I’m just in the mood for a little chaos.”
  • Alice: “We became strangers again.”

“Chapter Forty: The Great Escape”

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  • Jughead: “Remember, it’s only a game.”
  • Veronica: “Thank you for mansplaining my business to me.”
  • Veronica: “I’d recognize those abs anywhere.”

“Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter”

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  • Betty: “Someone in this room is a murderer.”
  • Kevin: “Veronica is going to kill me.”
  • Kevin: “You’re a sneeze away from tearing those stitches away, Archie.”
  • Veronica: “Because we’re endgame, Archie.”

“Chapter Forty-Two: The Man in Black”

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  • Jughead: “It’s a little too American Gothic, even for me.”
  • Betty: “This psycho bitch.”
  • Ethel: “We’re gonna be a ship.”

“Chapter Forty-Three: Outbreak”

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  • Cheryl: “My four-poster bed is your four-poster bed.”
  • Cheryl: “Shades of the Legion of Doom.”
  • Cheryl: “We’re going to war.”
  • Betty: “This game is literally killing people.”
  • Jellybean: “Can I get a dad?”
  • Alice: “Hell is breaking loose.”

“Chapter Forty-Four: No Exit”

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  • Reggie: “Has anyone ever told you you’re a badass?”
  • Veronica: “Well done, Torombolo.”
  • Warden Norton: “Slay the dragon.”

“Chapter Forty-Five: The Stranger”

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  • Archie: “I survived a bear attack, Dad.”
  • Betty: “You are not cornering me to join your cult.”
  • Betty: “Are you one of those sickos who fantasizes about serial killers?”
  • Jughead: “And party like your life depends on it.”
  • FP: “You’re looking at the new law in Riverdale.”

“Chapter Forty-Six: The Red Dahlia”

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  • Jughead: “Nice hat, Bacall.”
  • Hermoine: “You do know how volatile blondes can be.”
  • Betty: “And now, apparently, there’s a not-so-secret sex club in Riverdale.”
  • Hiram: “A life for a life.”
  • Veronica: “So I saved you from being a drug dealer, Mom.”

Keep a lookout for our next article in the Riverdale one-liners series! In the meantime, watch all six seasons of Riverdale now on Netflix. Check out our other coverage on the series here. Season 7 premieres on Wednesday, March 29 at 9 p.m. EST on The CW.

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