‘Riverdale’: The Best One-Liners From Season 2B

With Riverdale officially coming to an end after the upcoming seventh season on Wednesday, March 29, it’s time to look back at some of the best moments from the show. In the midst of the craziness, the show has been known to have some pretty great and iconic lines, so we are taking a look back at those in our one-liners series, continuing with the second half of season 2!

“Chapter Twenty-Five: The Wicked and the Divine”

• Veronica: “You always have an agenda, Daddy.”

“Chapter Twenty-Six: The Tell-Tale Heart”

• Hiram: “This isn’t high school.”
• Betty: “Just typical Cooper house lunacy.”

“Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes”

• Cheryl: “It’s Cheryl, you welfare baby.”
• Cheryl: “Her name was Heather.”
• Veronica: “Toxic twin alert.”
• Kevin: “I’m just going to this gay rom-com alone.”
• Jughead: “Sometimes we open the door, and we let the intruder in ourselves.”

“Chapter Twenty-Eight: There Will Be Blood”

• Veronica: “Oh, my God, this sounds like an episode of Saved By the Bell.”
• Veronica: “Mom, he’s my boyfriend, not a constituent.”
• Jughead: “Hiram is like Dracula.”
• Cheryl: “The charred husk of an empty house.”
• FP: “He’s been winning this game a lot longer than you’ve been alive.”
• Chic: “Love is finite.”
• Betty: “Hiram Lodge is diabolically insane.”

“Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors”

• Veronica: “Kevin just died and went to clubhouse heaven.”
• Veronica: “We’re out here fighting a holy war, Mom.”
• Reggie: “I’ve got some nuts to top off that shake if you want.”
• Betty: “Hello, brother.”
• Betty: “Every revolution starts somewhere.”

“Chapter Thirty: The Noose Tightens”

• Betty: “She’s a heat-seeking missile.”
• Toni: “What the hell decade is this?”
• Veronica: “Kevin, can you lead us to this secret gay hookup tunnel?”
• Cheryl: “And this school’s gonna burn.”

“Chapter Thirty-One: A Night to Remember”

• Kevin: “Welcome … to Carrie: The Musical.”
• Kevin: “The show, as they say, must go on.”
• Kevin: “Am I directing a train wreck?”
• Jughead: “Big Brother’s watching.”
• Cheryl: “I burned one house down … I will happily burn another.”

“Chapter Thirty-Two: Prisoners”

• Jughead: “The Angel of Death had once more come to Riverdale.”
• Hiram: “With crisis comes opportunity.”
• Veronica: “You’re a reptile.”
• Betty: “That’s your very own Angel of Death.”

“Chapter Thirty-Three: Shadow of a Doubt”

• Betty: “My dad could be the Black Hood.”
• Cheryl: “You’re playing a very dangerous game, Betty Cooper.”

“Chapter Thirty-Four: Judgment Night”

• Cheryl: “I suggest you run whilst you still can.”
• Alice: “If it bleeds, it leads.”
• Veronica: “Are you and Daddy trying to turn Riverdale into Gotham City?”
• Veronica: “This is utterly vile.”
• Veronica: “There will always be an October surprise with you.”
• Hermoine: “This is a game of nerves, Veronica, and clearly you’ve lost yours.”
• Jughead: “None of this is happenstance.”
• Betty: “My dad was the Black Hood.”
• Hiram: “Never lose sight of the bigger picture.”

“Chapter Thirty-Five: Brave New World”

• Betty: “Our story’s not over.”
• Betty: “I’m not like you.”
• Alice: “Abandon all hope ye who enter here.”
• FP: “I’m retiring from the Serpents.”
• Jughead: “The Serpents will not die out.”

Keep a lookout for our next article in the Riverdale one-liners series! In the meantime, watch all six seasons of Riverdale now on Netflix. Check out our other coverage on the series here. Season 7 premieres on Wednesday, March 29 at 9 p.m. EST on The CW.