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‘Supernatural’ Season 14, Episode 18 Recap: “Absence”

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…Mary?

That was the last word spoken in last week’s episode “Game Night,” and it was also the question all of us have been asking since: What happened to Mary?

Written by Robert Berens and directed by Nina Lopez-Corrado, “Absence” gave us the answer to that question and so much more.

Spoilers ahead, so beware!

This episode picks up where “Game Night” left off last week, as Sam and Dean are returning to the bunker after last week’s harrowing events. They look for Mary and Jack in the bunker but can’t find them. As they sit down for some beers, Dean mentions that Jack has really been a significant help to them lately, with healing Sam from his fatal blow to his head, ridding everyone of Michael, and handling Nick. As the boys toast to that, Dean tries to call Mary. And as his phone rings, the boys hear Mary’s phone vibrate on the other end of the table. Her phone is there, but she is nowhere to be found.

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After placing calls in to Charlie, Jody, and Bobby, Sam says that Rowena has a spell that might be able to track down Mary and Jack. Cas then calls Dean and to get an update on things. He seems concerned that Jack and Mary cannot be found and were last known to be alone together. Dean asks him why he would be concerned about that, and Cas tells Dean the events that happened at the end of “Peace Of Mind,” when Jack sent Felix to Heaven to return him to his owner. Dean is understandably livid that Cas had not shared this info sooner.

Sam tries to track Jack’s phone online, and he and Dean see that Jack is flying: one moment, Jack is in Nepal, and a few seconds later, he is in Peru. He jumps to several locations all over the globe in a matter of seconds, and it is unclear as to why.

We then see an unconscious Jack lying outside on the ground. He is at the cabin where last week’s events took place. He comes to and has a flashback: several memories of Mary appear that showcase his relationship with her. His memories show her love for him, how she looked out for him, and protected him. His guilt over whatever it was that happened to Mary is palpable.

Jack then hears someone behind him. It’s Nick…or perhaps it’s Lucifer. Neither Nick nor Lucifer could possibly be standing in front of Jack right now, so “Nick” explains that he is a figment of Jack’s subconscious that has appeared to help him work through his massive problem of killing Mary Winchester. (Her death is unfortunately confirmed here in this scene.) “Nick” tells Jack that the sooner he confronts his role in Mary’s death, the better off everyone will be. Jack does not want to hear this, so he banishes “Nick” with his powers.

While Sam and Dean are driving, Sam tries to talk about Cas and Jack. He says that perhaps Jack did what he did to Felix out of a sense of kindness, and that perhaps Jack wasn’t wrong to do so. He tries to tell Dean that he is working through thinking about Jack having no soul, and Dean gets angry at that suggestion, because they have no idea if Jack has a soul or not. He tells Sam to drop it, and Sam then gets a notification that the signal on Jack’s phone has been lost.

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The boys arrive at the cabin where Mary was last seen. Inside, Sam finds the burnt-to-a-crisp Nick. And outside, Dean finds several square feet of the same dust that Felix had been turned into when Jack disintegrated him. It’s a blast site.

A little later, Cas arrives to the cabin. But before he enters, he thinks back to his relationship with Mary. He recalls being on a particularly nasty hunt with her, in which she got injured. Cas offers to heal her, but she refuses. Cas asks her if she is afraid of him, and she says that she is. (So this memory took place shortly after Amara had brought Mary back in season 11.)

In a poignant moment in the flashback, Cas tells Mary that her boys are very glad to have her back. “Finally, they don’t have to be so…so alone,” he tells her. And Mary says, “Castiel, they were never alone,” letting him know that she appreciates his presence in their lives.

Cas enters the cabin where the boys are waiting. He looks around and sees dead Nick inside and is told by Sam that they have no idea where Jack and Mary are. In a not-quite-unexpected but harsh scene, Dean then turns to Cas and says that if Jack has harmed Mary in any way (or worse), “You’re dead to me.” Cas tries to explain his side: that he saw good in Jack and believed that, with the support of his family of Winchesters, he would ultimately choose to do good. Cas admits that he wishes he had spoken to Jack about what he did to Felix, but he ended up hurting and failing everyone around him.

Rowena then thankfully breaks up the tension with a phone call to Sam. She reports that she did as she asked and tried using magic to locate Jack, but tracking him was like “looking at the sun,” because his energy was so unstable. And regarding Mary, Rowena says with certainty that “Mary Winchester is no longer on this Earth.” The boys instruct Cas to find out what he can from Heaven, and they leave the cabin to head to Rowena’s, in the hopes that she has the magic necessary to bring back Mary.

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At Rowena’s, someone knocks at the door. Expecting the Winchesters, Rowena opens the door, but Jack is the one standing there. She tells him that the Winchesters are looking for him and that she could call them to let them know where he is. He begs her not to and tells her that he needs magic or a spell, because he killed Mary. He says that he didn’t mean to, but he wanted her to be quiet and thought about silencing her only for a second. He wants to bring her back for the Winchesters’ sake, and for his. Rowena admits to Jack that her Book of the Damned holds a spell that could possibly work to bring back Mary. It requires enormous power, but any other ingredients can probably be found in the bunker.

At this point, the Winchesters have arrived to Rowena’s and are banging on her door. Jack realizes that Rowena has been trying to stall him to give the brothers time to arrive. In a fit of anger, he zaps Rowena and himself back to the bunker before Sam and Dean break through the door.

Later, Dean is still angry that Cas did not tell the brothers about Jack’s troubling behavior. But Sam reminds Dean that Cas isn’t the only one to blame. All three of them (Sam, Dean, and Cas) suspected that Jack could easily become dangerous. But they fell for him because of his good heart. Jack had become part of their family. Dean eventually admits that he agrees with Sam’s point.

Back at the bunker, Rowena is measuring ingredients for her spell while Jack paces frantically, wanting her to hurry. “Nick” appears again, and he makes fun of Jack for trying to bring back Mary, claiming that it won’t make things right. (Rowena only sees a one-sided conversation.) Jack pushes “Nick” away and checks in on Rowena, who says she has everything she needs to enact the spell, except for the last thing: Mary Winchester’s body.

At the playground, Cas has arrived to call on Naomi for help with information on Mary. Dumah responds instead and tells Cas that Naomi’s whereabouts are none of his business. When he asks her for help with bringing back Mary, Dumah asks him why he would want to interrupt her peace. She tells him that Mary died painlessly and completely, and she is now in Heaven in complete peace.

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Jack has zapped himself and Rowena back to the blast site behind the cabin. Rowena realizes that there is no body and tells Jack that the spell cannot work without it. This angers Jack, and he begins the spell without Rowena’s help. When she tries to tell him that his “spinning” out-of-control disposition will negatively affect the spell and won’t achieve what he wants, Jack angrily pushes and zaps Rowena back to her place, throwing her into a desk. She immediately calls the Winchesters and tells them the danger that Jack is up to. They immediately race to the cabin to stop him.

As they arrive, there are storm clouds overhead, swirling. Jack has almost completed the spell. The brothers run to the blast site as the storm clouds disappear. Jack turns to them, heartbroken, and says, “It didn’t work.” He then disappears, leaving Mary’s lifeless body on the ground.

Dean rushes to his mother’s body, but he and Sam realize that Mary is gone forever.

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Jack is hiding at some unknown location, and “Nick” appears to him. He tells Jack that he has forever betrayed the Winchesters and that they will never be able to trust him. “And you know what that means?” “Nick” asks. “That means you can never trust them.”

Back at the bunker, Sam is looking through old photos of him with Mary. Cas arrives and tells Sam that Mary is in Heaven and at peace. As Dean listens in, Cas explains that Dumah let him peek in on Mary’s Heaven. Cas tells the brothers that she is with their father and that there is no sorrow or guilt… only joy.

Sam tells the guys that, according to Rowena, what Jack brought back was only a shell, “‘incapable of holding life.'” So they prepare a pyre and give Mary Winchester a hunter’s funeral. The final scene of the episode shows the brothers’ carved initials on the bunker table, and ‘MW’ has now been added.

Next week’s episode is called “Jack In The Box” and will air on The CW on Thursday April 18 at 8 p.m. EST.

Jared and Genevieve Padalecki Raise Over $30k for Female Athletes

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Supernatural stars Jared and Genevieve Padalecki have been training since last December to run the Boston Marathon. This is the third full marathon for Jared but the first for Genevieve, as they ran the full and half respectively for the Bad Idea Tour at the Seattle Marathon last year as well as a half marathon for Gen in Austin, TX this past February. Team Padalecki began a Crowdrise Campaign in conjunction with the Boston Marathon to benefit Dream Big, a charity that works with girls from low income families to make sure they have the basic items and program fees needed to be able to participate in sports and physical activities that contribute to their overall well being.

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Genevieve finished strong with a time of 3:36:59, running an 8 minute mile. Jared stopped frequently to greet fans and take pictures and arrived almost an hour behind Gen at 4:32:24, running a 10 minute mile. All of their training and effort were rewarded with a successful campaign, raising $31,136 against a $30,000 goal. At the time of this article’s posting, donations were still being accepted on the Crowdrise website here.

Congratulations to the Padaleckis on a successful campaign and an amazing run!  We salute your continuing drive to support worthy causes!

Jason Manns to Host Two StageIt Shows

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Jason Manns, photographed exclusively for Nerds and Beyond © Mandi, Staff Photographer

Jason Manns will be hosting a new StageIt live on April 16, 2019 at 9:05am PDT (12:05 EST). You can grab a ticket and tune in to his show here.

Due to requests from his fans, Jason has been kind enough to add a second StageIt show on April 16, 2019 at 5:30pm PDT (8:30pm EST)!  You can grab a ticket and tune in to his second show here.

StageIt is a fun platform that allows fans to listen to their favorite artists perform live music! Participants can chat with others while listening to Jason and even request a song for him to sing.

You can also learn more about Jason Manns by reading the recent Nerds and Beyond exclusive interview conducted by Paulina here.

 

New Pictures From ‘The Mandalorian’ Released

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Star Wars Celebration just concluded in Chicago, and new pictures of The Mandalorian were released during the Sunday panel about the new Disney+ show.

The pictures show the characters played by Pedro Pascal (The Mandalorian), Gina Carano (Cara Dune), and Carl Weathers (Greef Carga), respectively.

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The whole series will be available on Disney+ on November 12.

‘The Blacklist’ Season 6, Episode 16 Recap: “Lady Luck”

James Spader and Hisham Tawfiq in ‘The Blacklist.’ Courtesy of NBC.

If you missed last week’s recap, check it out here.

This episode begins with Reddington arriving at a warehouse when an argument has ensued between his associates. Red diffuses the situation but learns that Henry Morris is missing, the key reason the argument began. As this happens, Henry is met by a mysterious woman who says that she can change his luck if he does one last bet, on himself. Henry calls Red who answers and says, “5 Albanians and 4 Nigerians walk into a shipping depot. There is no punchline. Where the hell are you?” Henry says that he will fix everything, because he met a lady that will change his life. “Luck is finally on my side.”

Red knows who Henry has been contacted by, and her name is “Lady Luck,” our next Blacklister.

Ressler meets with an old friend, MJ, who is helping Ressler find information on Katarina Rostova, Liz’s mother. MJ says he sympathizes with Ressler about Reddington, but Ressler says that Red is gone and no one will find him. He requests that MJ find a manifest for a ferry ride that could have held Katarina.

Smokey Putnam (an associate of Red’s), Reddington, and Dembe are all on his plane, and he talks to Smokey about those who went behind his back while he was in jail and the person who sent him to jail. Elizabeth arrives, and Red tells her that he is leaving but tells her about Lady Luck and that she gives her victims a second chance if the person bets on themselves.

But it’s not all good news. Liz briefs the team and tells them that she was an urban myth that came true. Red believes that Henry may also be connected to “The Third Estate,” so they need to find Henry. Cooper has them find Henry’s wife.

Henry calls “Lady Luck,” and he says that he isn’t sure he can do the task she has ordered him to do. She says that he needs to do it, or his family will suffer. As Henry decides, Keen and Ressler are meeting with Henry’s wife, as she is told he is back to his old habits after he was fired and he lied to her. They tell her that once she hears from him again, she needs to contact them.

In Maryland, where Henry is, a woman is in her bathtub where she hears a noise outside her bathroom door. Her dog barks when suddenly Henry busts through and drowns the woman.

Ressler arrives at the scene of the crime while another detective briefs him. They have Henry on camera from a liquor store, and it matches the description of someone entering the building. The detective tells them that he is wanted for murder if they find him. Henry’s wife gets a call from Henry saying that he has so much to tell her, he has something for her, and that he wants to meet at a park at 11 a.m. the next day, as Ressler listens in.

Red is cooking, as Dembe brings in another associate of Red’s as Smokey watches from behind. Carlo greets Red and is surprised he made it out. Red is there to ask him if Carlo had turned him in, not taking advantage of the situation. Carlo says that he didn’t turn him in. Red bumps up Carlo to 10%, but Carlo says it wasn’t fair under the circumstances. Red makes it 15% and Carlo agrees, before Red decided to punish him.

Aram tells the team about Henry’s victim: she was a former gambler who had just paid off her debt. As he informs the team, Ressler receives an envelope that Liz grabs from the messenger. She reads it and becomes angry. Cooper says for Aram to keep looking for a connection between Henry Morris and his victim. Ressler arrives with news about a meeting place from Henry’s phone call with his wife. Keen confronts Ressler about his envelope, and he lies and says that he requested it weeks ago and tosses it. Liz forgives him and calls in the surveillance operation.

There is a gambling meeting for addicts, and a man says he gambled his daughter’s college tuition away. “Lady Luck” listens and decides on her next target. Ned is in his car in the garage with the engine on, about to take his own life, when “Lady Luck” comes in the car and offers him a deal, if he bets on himself.

Red is at a bar with Dembe and Smokey when another associate, Martin Walcott, walks in and greets Red. Red introduces Smokey and Martin. Red reveals that he knew that Martin had been distributing meth using his business and his name. Red asks Smokey what he should do, and Smokey says he made a mistake but he should be fired because he has kids and a family, instead of being killed. Red remains quiet but decides to kill Walcott without blinking.

Henry meets with his wife at the park as Ressler and Keen watch with their operation team. His wife begs to know what is going on, when Henry gives her the ring he pawned that was her grandmother’s. Ressler says there is a man by the playground that is watching, and Ressler goes after him. Ned is the one by the playground, and he shoots Henry as Ressler shoots Ned.

Ressler calls MJ and says that he might have found something about Rostova so MJ can look into it. He agrees and will get back to Ressler. Henry and Ned are interrogated and tell Ressler and Keen what they know about “Lady Luck.” The team figures out that “Lady Luck” has gamblers kill other gamblers to pay off their debts, not knowing they are the next target. Ned calls Agatha at her home with her daughter and grandson, and Ned asks to meet.

Ned is at the meeting place and has his ear piece in as Liz sits in the restaurant and Ressler waits in the parking lot. “Lady Luck” calls and says that she knows the regulars in that restaurant, and she knows that he has been talking to the police. She hangs up and drives away, and Ressler and Keen try and find her car, with no success.

Red, Dembe, and Smokey are on Red’s plane, when Red asks how Smokey knew Walcott had children. Smokey confesses that he knew Martin in the circus business and helped him while Red was in jail. Red is angry and feels the ultimate betrayal. Smokey apologizes, but Red goes on a tangent about flying vs. falling dreams, perhaps foreshadowing Smokey’s fate. “Flying is life, falling is death.”

Agatha tells her grandson goodbye and goes to Delaware to get the money at the house where she and her husband live. Aram finds the license plate of a car that drove away at a parking lot across the street, and they found “Lady Luck’s” identity: Agatha Tyche. Liz and Ressler arrive at Agatha’s daughter’s house and tell her that her mother was lying to her about her father’s “death” and the money that her father had won for the lottery. Agatha had kept the money and paid for former gamblers to kill each other. Agatha hadn’t given away the money after the accident that paralyzed her husband and killed her son.

Liz and Ressler call Cooper and say that they believe that daughter. They say that the husband died, but Aram tells them that there was no death certificate for the husband, and the lottery money is still being delivered to an address in Delaware.

Agatha is packing a bag and talking to her husband about what they have done. He is in what looks like an “iron lung” that is keeping him alive, since he is paralyzed. The FBI bursts in, and they tell Agatha to drop her gun. She does, but she throws her toaster in the sink and blows the breaker. Liz arrests her while Ressler finds the breaker to keep the husband alive as his machine dies.

Cooper tells the daughter that her mother lied about her father and the money. He tells her that now she knows her father is alive, and she can have the rest of the lottery money. She asks to speak with her mother before she is taken to jail. Red arrives at a school in California, and Dembe isn’t pleased how he handled Smokey. Red and Dembe greet a woman who runs the arts program at the school. She thanks him for all his contributions and brings him inside to enjoy the show.

MJ and Ressler meet, and he discovers that they might have found Rostova’s mother, which could lead them closer to Katarina. Liz apologizes to Ressler about looking into her mother and Reddington, as Ressler was about to tell her what he found. He decides to wait, and they talk to Cooper about what Henry knows about “The Third Estate.” Red watches the show in awe from backstage as Dembe discusses how Red could have done better. Red asks that if Dembe knew who had betrayed him, if he would come forward. Dembe agrees, but we know he is keeping Liz’s secret.

Agatha and her daughter meet, and Agatha apologizes for everything. Her daughter says it’s okay. The daughter once again meets her father after all this time and says that she is now going to be taking over the family business, which leaves her father horrified. The episode ends with a wooded area and a body lying in the snow. It’s the body of Smokey Putnam.

Here is next week’s trailer:

The Blacklist airs Fridays at 9 p.m. on NBC.

Kate Hudson Talks New Musical and More on ‘Live with Kelly and Ryan’

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Recently on Live with Kelly and Ryan, Kate Hudson covered a wide range of topics including her family life, parenting three kids, and her new musical directed by Sia.

Hudson showed off a photo of her newest family addition, Rani (who is now six months old), and shared her challenges of parenting three, and she even said how tired she has found herself on occasion.

Check out the full clip here:

 

Hudson also spoke about her love of music and singing. She talked briefly about a new musical coming this fall directed by Sia. Listen to the full discussion below:

 

Watch Live with Kelly and Ryan weekday mornings!

 

‘Driven’ Starring Richard Speight, Jr. Wins Film Festival Award

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Driven, starring Richard Speight, Jr. and directed by Glenn Payne, has won the Award for “Best Feature Narrative” at the Crossroads Film Festival. The movie, filmed in Tupelo, was screened this weekend at the festival which “celebrates the art of film in Mississippi in all its diversity and depth.”

According to the Crossroads Film Festival website, over 350 films were submitted to the festival this year, and only 100 were accepted. Driven was screened on Saturday April 13 as part of the festival’s “Driven and More Tales of Horror” event.

The film also stars Casey Dillard, who wrote the script. Billed as a thriller/comedy, IMDb.com describes the film as the following:

Emerson Graham’s nights as a cab driver are filled with annoyances and inconveniences, but until tonight, never attacks and disappearances. After picking up a mysterious passenger her evening goes from working a job to performing a quest as they must race against the clock to defeat a force of evil. The meter is running.

Follow @drivenmovie on Twitter for updates and news.

Winnie the Pooh, Wakko Warner, and More Added to MegaCon™ Orlando!

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MegaCon™ Orlando has announced that several fan favorite voice actors have been added to the ever-growing convention list!

The Brain (Maurice Lamarche), Winnie the Pooh (Jim Cummings), Wakko (Jess Harnell), and Beast Boy (Greg Cipes) are now part of the all-star lineup!

MegaCon Orlando will take place at the Orange County Convention Center from Thursday May 16 through Sunday May 19, 2019.

To purchase tickets and learn more about the goings of the Southeast’s largest fan convention, visit MegaCon’s website here.

Gwendoline Christie of ‘Game of Thrones’ on ‘Live with Kelly and Ryan’

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Gwendoline Christie (“Brienne of Tarth” on Game of Thrones) joined Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest on Live with Kelly and Ryan on April 12 to talk a little bit about the highly anticipated new season of the hit HBO series and her strong desire to cut Kelly’s hair — which Kelly readily agreed to!

Check out Gwendoline discussing her hairdressing skills and also giving “Kelly” a haircut.

 

Gwendoline also dished about the last season of Game of Thrones. She reveals her take on the ending, discusses the grueling filming of the show, and what is in store for Brienne of Tarth.

 

 

‘Game of Thrones’ Season Eight, Episode One Recap: “Winterfell”

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Alright my Wildlings! The final season of Game of Thrones is FINALLY here! And while “the North remembers,” it has been a year and a half since the season 7 finale, and there is a LOT of catching up to do!

Most of the characters are finally reuniting with their loved ones (or in some cases, their nemeses). Because of this, our premiere recap will be structured around these reunions. And obviously, major spoilers ahead. Because that’s what I do. I drink, and I spoil things.

The episode begins with Daenerys and Jon (and her armies and dragons) marching into Winterfell. The northerners have gathered to watch the procession and look none too pleased about their King returning having supplicated to a Targaryen — especially when her dragons swoop in.

Jon and Bran

Jon and Bran reunite. Jon compliments Bran on being all grown up. Bran makes it weird. He also warns Daenerys that the Night King has taken her fallen dragon and used it to destroy the Wall. The Night King’s army is marching for Winterfell.

Jon and Sansa

Jon and Sansa embrace. He nervously introduces her to Daenerys, and hooooo boy is Sansa not thrilled to meet her. She is polite, but cold. Sansa is furious with Jon for bending the knee and does not trust Daenerys. Things are tense.

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The Lords of the North

And things only get more tense as the Lords of North gather. The latest Lord Umber (a young boy) asks for horses and wagons to help transport his men to Winterfell. They also agree to call for the remains of the Night’s Watch to join them at Winterfell, now that the Wall has fallen. Lyanna Mormont is PISSED that Jon bent the knee and gave up the crown they bestowed upon him. The other lords angrily agree with her. Jon tells them “I had a choice: to keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North.”

Tyrion tries to defend Jon’s choice. He explains that they have brought the greatest armies (the Unsullied and the Dothraki) the world has ever seen AND two full grown dragons. He also tells them that Cersei has promised to send the Lannister army north as well, to help. This does not go over well, especially the Lannister army part. Sansa sharply counters by explaining that Winterfell is not prepared to feed two armies and two dragons and wonders if they will be able to survive the winter. She snarkily asks, “What do dragons even eat?” “Whatever they want,” Dany replies, giving Sansa the side eye.

Sansa and Tyrion

Tyrion approaches Sansa while she watches Gendry unload wagons of dragon glass. They haven’t seen each other since Joffrey’s wedding (all the way back in season four). “A miserable affair,” says Tyrion. “It had its moments,” replies Sansa. (Honestly, Sansa has replaced Tyrion as the quip deliverer du jour of the show. I love it.) It’s an uncomfortable conversation, considering that wedding ended with Joffrey’s death and Sansa fleeing the scene, leaving her then husband (Tyrion) behind to clean up the mess.

Despite this, you can see that Tyrion is impressed with Sansa’s survival and growth. Sansa, on the other hand, now sees Tyrion as a little disappointing, definitely not as intimidating as he once was. She thinks he’s a fool for believing Cersei will actually send her army. “I used to think you were the cleverest man alive,” she tells him before she walks away.

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Jon and Arya

Jon and Arya reunite under the Heart Tree. They hug fiercely. She shows him Needle. He asks if she’s ever used it. She responds vaguely, “Once or twice.” He, in turn, shows off Longclaw. He asks for her help with Sansa in getting her to cooperate with Dany. (“She thinks she’s smarter than everyone.” “She’s the smartest person I’ve ever met.”) Jon is amazed that Arya is defending Sansa, but Arya reminds him that she is defending their family and so is Sansa. She reminds him to remember that he is their family, too.

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King’s Landing

Qyburn informs Cersei that the White Walkers have broken through the Wall and are marching on the North. Cersei merely replies, “Good,” and walks away. Later, she meets with Euron and Captain Strickland, who has returned with the Iron Fleet and the Golden Army in tow. (Euron still has Yara tied up in the belly of his ship.) He is back and is dead set on bedding Cersei. They inform Cersei that they have brought 20,000 men (“a few died in transit”), 2,000 horses, and much to Cersei’s dismay, zero elephants. (They don’t survive long sea voyages very well.)

Strickland leaves, and Euron makes his play for Cersei. She rebuffs him, saying, “You want a whore, you buy one. You want a queen, you earn her.” However, in a move straight out of the relatable modern woman’s playbook, she decides to sleep with him anyway. Post-coital Cersei is still pissed about not having the elephants. Cersei seems to enjoy Euron’s arrogance but sends him away after he promises to “put a prince in her belly.” She protectively covers her unborn baby.

Bronn

Bronn is having an orgy with three whores when he’s interrupted by Qyburn. Qyburn has come with a request from the queen and the promise of a large payment. Bronn reminds him that Cersei has paid him before (in the form of a castle and a wife) and then also has taken that payment back. Qyburn claims that was all Jamie’s doing, and this time Cersei will pay him upfront in advance. Cersei wants Bronn to travel north, and if somehow her brothers “survive their adventures,” she wants Bronn to kill them… with a crossbow. (“A little bit of poetic justice,” says Qyburn. “That f*cking family,” replies Bronn.)

Yara and Theon

Theon and his crew rescue Yara from Euron’s ship while he’s busy getting down with Cersei. She thanks him with a head butt. Back on Theon’s ship, they plan to retake the Iron Islands while Euron has the entire Iron Fleet at King’s Landing. Yara wants to make the Iron Islands an emergency retreat for Jon and Dany in case they lose at Winterfell. (“They need somewhere the dead can’t go.”) Theon decides to join the Starks and fight at Winterfell. Yara sends him on his way with the motto of the Greyjoys: “What is dead may never die. But kill the bastards anyway.”

Davos, Varys, and Tyrion

Davos welcomes the Karstarks to Winterfell. After, he takes Varys and Tyrion on a walk through the grounds. Davos reminds them that the North is loyal to Jon Snow, NOT Daenerys. The northerners and the Free Folk don’t know her or trust her. If she wants their loyalty, she has to earn it. While watching Jon and Dany flirt below, Davos proposes ensuring that Jon and Dany rule together if they actually survive the Night King. The three old men then sigh about being old.

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Jon and Daenerys

Daenerys can tell Sansa doesn’t like her (because DUH) but that Sansa doesn’t have to be her friend as long as she understands that Daenerys is her queen. Two Dothraki riders approach and give her some distressing news: her dragons are barely eating (“only” 18 goats and 11 sheep), so they go to find them. It turns out that dragons do not like the North or the cold. Dany climbs aboard one dragon and encourages Jon to ride the other. He is very unsure, but he eventually gets the hang of it. They have themselves the Game of Thrones equivalent of the magic carpet ride scene from Aladdin. They land near a frozen waterfall and begin to embrace, when Jon catches the dragons avidly watching. (Like your dog watching during sex, but so much worse.)

Gendry, The Hound, and Arya

Back in Gendry’s forge, Gendry is making The Hound an axe made of dragon glass, when Arya drops in. He reminds her of how she left him to die (“…but first I robbed you”). Despite this, it’s clear he is fond of her and glad she’s still alive. Arya compliments Gendry’s improved smithing. He says she’s gotten better too. They awkwardly flirt and tease each other. He teases her about her title and she shows him the drawings for a new weapon she wants him to make her using valyrian steel. When he tells her, “I knew you were just another rich girl,” she replies, “You don’t know any other rich girls.”

Jon and Sansa Part Two

Sansa is reading a message when Jon enters. House Glover has refused to join them. She tells him that she is still furious that he didn’t tell her when he decided to bend the knee to Daenerys. Jon is convinced that they can’t beat the army of the dead without her. He tries to convince Sansa that she will be a good queen because, “She’s not her father.” “No, she’s much prettier,” Sansa replies. She then asks Jon the big question: “Did you bend the knee to save the North or because you love her?”

Samwell, Daenerys, and Jorah

Jorah and Dany go to visit Samwell. She thanks him for saving Jorah from the greyscale. Unfortunately, she also informs him that she executed his father and brother, because they refused to bend the knee to her. He is devastated (even though his dad suuuuucked) but, also because he’s Sam, he remains very polite. Poor Sam. He runs into Bran on his way out. Bran tells him that it is time that they told Jon the truth about his parentage (and that Daenerys is his aunt) and that he is the true heir to the throne.

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Samwell and Jon

Sam finds Jon in the crypts next to Ned Stark’s statue. They embrace. Sam asks Jon if he knew that Dany had executed his father and brother for refusing to pledge allegiance to her. She did not, it turns out. Sam asks if Jon would have made the same choice. Jon says that he has executed men who have disobeyed him before, but Sam also reminds him that he did not execute thousands of Wildlings when they refused to bend the knee to him. Sam then tells him that he is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne: that Rhaegar was his father, and Lyanna Stark was his mother. His real name is Aegon Targaryen. Jon is in disbelief at first; how could Ned Stark lie to him for his entire life? Sam assures him that he did it to protect him, that Robert Baratheon would have killed Jon if he knew the truth. Sam asks Jon the other important question: “You gave up your crown to save your people, would she do the same?”

Tormund and Beric

Tormund Giantsbane, Beric, and crew have come to House Umber. It is dark and full of corpses. The army of the dead has passed through and slaughtered everyone, leaving the little Lord’s corpse pinned to a wall at the center of a spiral of severed limbs. Lord Umber’s corpse wakes up with blue eyes and makes to strike Tormund, but Beric stabs him with his flaming sword. The whole gruesome display goes up in flames. They make hasty plans to try and beat the Night King to Winterfell.

Bran and Jamie

Back at Winterfell, one reunion has yet to happen. Jamie Lannister has arrived, and Bran is waiting to greet him. They make eye contact as the scene cuts to black. Aaaaaawkward!

Reunions have been made. Important truths have finally been told. The Night King is coming (oh lawd, he comin!). The final season of Game of Thrones is going to be as wild as a dragon ride!

Game of Thrones airs Sunday nights at 9pm on HBO