It is time to enter the Askewniverse this holiday season to find Jay and Silent Bob through this cloud of marijuana smoke leaning on the wall by the Quick Stop. These heterosexual life mates have been immortalized in various types of merchandise over the years, including movies, animated series, comics, video games, and more. With so much to choose from, it can be overwhelming. The below list has some gift ideas to narrow it down for the Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith fans in your life – and yourself.
Jay and Silent Bob Buddy Christ Ugly Sweater
As seen in the recent Jay and Silent Bob Reboot film, Fun.com presents the thumbs up Jesus here to cheer you on for the rest of 2020 and beyond. All over the sweater are rays of light, hearts, and even the face of Mooby the Golden Calf. This sweater is perfect for keeping you warm as you do your shenanigans, to wear at an ugly sweater party, or to the endless Zooms and Skypes. “Now, you can bring your buddy, the J-Man, with you anywhere!”
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Monopoly
This collector’s edition of the Monopoly game features locations and images from the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back film. Of course, the board, pieces, and cards are themed to the movie as well. Instead of Chance and Community Chest, it is Snoogans and Snoochi Boochies. Players can choose from Buddy Christ, Mooby, Film Reel Can, Cock-Knocker’s Fist, Bluntmobile, and Suzanne to go around the board as you buy, sell, and trade locations to come out on top during the hours of fun.
Car Decal
Let the world know you are a fan of Mewes and Smith, Jay and Silent Bob, and the Bluntman and the Chronic with this car decal. It can fit on your vehicle, mirror, computer case, or window for all to see.
Jason and Kevin Candles
“Don’t curse the dark. Light a soy-based candle with my face on it.” Or for double the light two, one with each of their faces on it. Each candle has the soft scents of strawberry, vanilla, peach, and guava to help the purchaser relax while watching one of the many films the duo star and appear. Those wondering these are clean-burning, non-toxic, 100% soy wax, and pure cotton wicks. Fans can buy these a bunch more Smith and Mewes merchandise on jayandsilentbob.com.
Don’t forget to check through the other guides previously posted for fans of YA books, picture books, Harry Potter, Sons of Anarchy and Mayans M.C., Percy Jackson/Riordanverse, Nancy Drew, Harry Styles, Disney, and Star Wars. Plus, stay tuned for more recommendations as the staff here at Nerds continue to bring you more holiday gift guides!