Richard Speight, Jr. released his debut album last year — The Dance and How to Do It. The album was an absolute hit, jam packed with a variety of covers and some incredible original songs performed by Dick Jr. & the Volunteers. But one question has lingered amid the excitement… what exactly is The Dance and how in the world do you Do It?
For those looking for some clarity, we are gathered here on this fine day to answer this burning question. After conducting a thesis-worthy amount of research, we have come to the conclusion that Speight and company have been showing us what The Dance is all along… you just need to pay attention.
This is the story of how Billy Moran showed us The Dance and how to Do It.
When the peer pressure to do The Dance kicks in…
When you realize there is literally no way out of this situation now.
Billy’s dance starts out with some footwork and he finally starts getting into the groove.
Borja sees what is happening and tries to stop Billy, but it’s too late.
Billy’s dance starts out really aggressive. He doesn’t want to dance, but he can’t help it.
But, after one Saturday Night Special, Billy realizes it might not be that bad.
Billy finally starts to enjoy The Dance, and realizes what all the hype is about.
He even gets Briana Buckmaster in on it, too.
He can’t believe how much he loves it!
Finally, The Patron Saint of Not Giving A Shit….gives a shit about The Dance.
Okay, so you’ve learned the secrets of The Dance … what now? Go listen to The Dance and How to Do It! And to be a true Dance initiate, make sure to order your very own beautiful, glowing, radioactive orange Dick Jr. & the Volunteers t-shirt.
(Also, Happy April Fools, friends.)